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Overheard this morning in a Carphone Warehouse, as a customer was being shown the new Apple iPhone by the manager…

Yeah, like, take a look at this maps thing! It’s sick, man! You can see the trees and everything! And get this - Apple have launched loads of satellites - loads - and they’re all for the EXCLUSIVE USE of iPhone users, right. Look at that! It’s sick, man! Sick!

I’ve never taken advice/bullshit from a Carphone Warehouse person, and am so grateful that I’ll never need to.